Knock Knock Motherfucker: Who Put Sand In Your Pussy This Morning?

ABOUT ME ~ J

I would like to think I am an easy going person who gets along with everyone but lets face it we all know that would be a fucking lie... I cant even type it with a straight face...LOL. So here are the basics: I go by the handle "J", mostly so when i piss someone off they cant find me and kill me in my sleep.. because if it could happen it would happen to me. I am a 35 year old divorced woman, i have no children and no cats. I run multiple somewhat stressful businesses so the internet is where I run to let go an be myself. I consider myself a cafeteria Catholic who hates when people preach religion to others.. not to mention I'm pretty sure I'm going to burn for all the blasphemous jokes i post.. oh well.. I am very opinionated, but please don't try to follow my logic.. you will only hurt yourself. I have a terribly dark and fucked up sense of humor, I curse like a sailor, and I'm very equal opportunity when it comes to stereotypical jokes.. I am sure I will at some point offend your sex, race, religion, political affiliations, and maybe even you so please don't act surprised when it happens.. now given all of that I would like to add that i am Pro-Gay Rights and Anti-Hate.. I believe there is a difference between being able to laugh at ourselves and looking our noses down at others...oh and BTW I cant spell for shit, so if spell check doesn't catch it .. your just going to have to get over it.

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Who Put Sand In Your Pussy This Morning?

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