Knock Knock Motherfucker: CPR.. I Don't Think So...

ABOUT ME ~ J

I would like to think I am an easy going person who gets along with everyone but lets face it we all know that would be a fucking lie... I cant even type it with a straight face...LOL. So here are the basics: I go by the handle "J", mostly so when i piss someone off they cant find me and kill me in my sleep.. because if it could happen it would happen to me. I am a 35 year old divorced woman, i have no children and no cats. I run multiple somewhat stressful businesses so the internet is where I run to let go an be myself. I consider myself a cafeteria Catholic who hates when people preach religion to others.. not to mention I'm pretty sure I'm going to burn for all the blasphemous jokes i post.. oh well.. I am very opinionated, but please don't try to follow my logic.. you will only hurt yourself. I have a terribly dark and fucked up sense of humor, I curse like a sailor, and I'm very equal opportunity when it comes to stereotypical jokes.. I am sure I will at some point offend your sex, race, religion, political affiliations, and maybe even you so please don't act surprised when it happens.. now given all of that I would like to add that i am Pro-Gay Rights and Anti-Hate.. I believe there is a difference between being able to laugh at ourselves and looking our noses down at others...oh and BTW I cant spell for shit, so if spell check doesn't catch it .. your just going to have to get over it.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

CPR.. I Don't Think So...

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